hurricaneallegra:

alright so today we finally did this stupid goddamn thing we came up with almost two months ago and have been putting off cause we knew it would be an ordeal and also because i didn’t want to hurt my tummy. cause we are the coolest kids we have goddamn red shades floating by our faces.

this plan was to find and taste every flavor of mountain dew we could find.

alright so we made a list of all the mountain dews we would look for and then we went out and drove around cv trying to find them. 7-11 was the best and first stop, since we actually got five of the nine flavors we were looking for.

as you can see we got all the flavors except live wire, and i haven’t even seen that in like, years. i didn’t even know they still made it. idk if they have it in the bay area or california so yeah we just gave up on that one.

our last stop was taco bell to get baja blast and we also got snacks so that was good.

so then we came home and unloaded the goods.

then we decided to put everything in the fridge while we had our taco bell
except the baja blast, we poured some of that into a glass and then drank the rest of it with our taco bell cause, hello, you have to drink it with taco bell

alright then we laid them all out in tasting glasses cause this is serious shit

then we took dumb pictures of ourselves with the goddamn mountain dew

then we tasted and rated all the fucking flavors
like wine
cause we are the classiest motherfuckers

the ratings go as follows:

obviously i’m taking this really goddamn seriously

so basically mountain dew is fucking awesome and this has been a great day.
i would recommend this to mountain dew fans, this was really fun.